A BLOG FROM LIBBY

Growls, twitches, oooo cats… running I’m running I’m catching I’m “THUMP”

“I’ve fallen of the bed!” scratches ear and licks bottom. “Well I’ll be its still dark outside; I’d catch those pesky ferrules in the dark I bet! What’s my lisa doing?” sniffs the bed sheets jumps up to the bed.

“Get down lib! No Libby lie down sweetie it’s too early!” Gets pushed onto floor!

“Well thanks a lot I love you too! Grrrr I’ll just go for a trot off round the bed then shall I?” Trots off sniff’s along the way. Goes into kitchen gets a drink of water, slops and dribbles on the tile floor. Sniffs around, “Ahhh the good old kitchen corner newspaper pile! Yep ill have a look at that lets see if it’s up to scratch for my requirements.” Sniffs paper. “Hmmm not so sure actually I think ill go over here instead!” Stands on hall carpet squats and pees!

“LIBBY NOO!!!” Damian gets out of bed. A “Whoops em maybe that’s wrong then?” run for it hides in living room. Sniffs floor behind sofa “oooo I love this spot yes, yes right here quickly now” Farts, tail in air, farts again, poops on floor!

“Lovely! Oh yes quite an aroma as well lovely, now of to bed I think!”

Sniffs air sun is shining TV sounds in living room a song blares #big cook little cook, welcome to our café!# Trots into kitchen sits in front of washing machine watches slushy stuff and… “OH WATER YES, YES WATER OOO LOVELY LET ME IN LET ME IN!” Jumps on washing machine.

“Come on Lib Breakfast!” Jumps down wags frantically jumps on kitchen doors!

“Today woman today please yes, yes, yes food oooo lovely!” chomps breakfast with mad frosty! “Don’t know when I’ll be fed again best eat this fast!” Burps slightly laps water, sniffs Lisa’s feet looks at her. “Oki give her the puppy eyes now come on I can do it tilt the head slightly sag the ears!”

“Ahhhh here you go baby girl!” retrieves boneo!

“Libby, come on wee, wee!” Runs to door as the keys jingle. Runs out the door, down the steps sniffs the door fresh air hits the nose dashes up the grass takes in all sights, sounds, and smells! Sun is shinning Lisa and Joshua play by the swing. “Right what to do what to do” plops on grass looks innocently at the humans. Looks about spots a twig dashes for it grabs and runs back up the garden! Chomps happily.

“Oh wait josh let me get that of Libby!” Lisa chases Libby runs dashes for confers, “ha she hates the spiders she won’t chase me in… whoa!!!” Lisa grabs bottom drags from conifers confiscates garden scoop. “That’s mine Lib! Leave it! Do your business!” Plops unhappily on grass looks about again!” Lisa digs borders flowers blow in wind chases excitedly snaps at petals!

“No Libby leave the flowers!” runs off sniffs under conifers finds a gap squeezes under. Sniffs about, “No sign of those cats hmm must be hiding from me then he, he! Hide and seek sound’s fun!” Sniffs about some more no sign of cats hears Lisa calling runs through the wet tall grass to the garden gate.

“Get out of next doors garden Lib come on do your business girl!” Lie’s on grass, eats grass! Chases bugs, swings off Joshua’s swing rope, jumps up at washing on the line, chases Joshua up the garden, nibbles fingers, barks at Lisa, eats patio grit!

“Come on you two inside now!” Follows up stairs and into house. Drinks water flops on kitchen floor and sleeps.

Wakes to food cooking, sniffs… chicken sizzling.

“Here you are Libby, eat some of this then!” Chomps food in bowl. Looks cute again and receives boneo. Door sounds, Damian is home bounds over and says hello. Sits and watches kissing session of Damian and Lisa. “Much prefer to lick I reckon yep less messy by the looks of it!” Plays tug of war with Joshua. Eats a treat sits and watches family eat chicken curry and rice. Lies to sleep whilst movie runs on TV #For Frodo# “Who is that Frodo guy? I’m sick of hearing his name!” gets up goes to kitchen sniffs paper, pees on paper this time! “I’m not getting chased again!” Goes into room nudges Lisa.

“Lets go then Lib” goes into garden has a poop and receives a treat. “Good girl Libby!” heads indoors, settles on bed receives a hug, kisses Lisa. “Night family sleep tight!”… Snoozes … “Lisa?”

“Yes?”

“What’s that smell?”

“LIBBY!”

“Oh yea ha, ha… kitchen floor!”